NASA confirms Earth now has two moons until 2083

    by According_Spell_5269

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    1. We have a small visitor that’s not observable to the naked eye.
      It may fall into the classification of a moon like other planets in the solar system, but it won’t hold any influence like our moon does.

    2. I don’t believe in the moon. And I certainly don’t believe in two moons. That’s just crazy.

    3. I can only assume that in 2083, the two moons will have a fight/dance-off to see who stays? Or do we get to vote one off?

    4. i really wish they would keep moon designations to bodies that are spherical instead of any odd shape…. looking at you deimos and phobos…

    5. So let’s clear it up once and for all, for all dem conspiracy Theorists out there….
      Does the moon hactually exist? 

    6. I for one welcome our new bullshit moon and hope it hangs around long enough for us to land on it

    7. Stupid fuckin headline, it’s a moon like each asteroid and speck of dust in Saturns rings are moons.

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